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Dear Liberal, Hipster Christians: You’ve Made ‘Equality’ Your New God…

From Louder with Crowder
By Kacie Burnett   |  April 4 2016
 
DearChristianHipsters
 
Dear leftist, counterculture, hipster “Christians”;

Please stop. We get that you consider yourself at the cutting edge of enlightenment. “Enlightened” young Christians are easy to spot. Especially when the vast majority of you have Philippians 4:13 tattooed on your body somewhere. Or a cross. Because non-tattooed skin is so old testament.

You traded in seminary school for gender studies. You swapped bibles for #FeelTheBern bumper stickers. While everyone else was at bible study, you were staking out a spot at the BlackLivesMatter protest. Your never-ending Instagram stream of drunken beer-pong pictures alongside “saved by grace” self-help posters have given us all much to ponder. #Aesthetic

Listen, I get it. You’re excited. You read the first two chapters of Rob Bell and rush to grab the mantle of antipodal Christian activism. You valiantly deem yourselves the arbiters of “social justice” in the name of Christ. After all, what would Jesus do? Sidenote: whenever someone asks you this, kindly inform them that destroying a temple, throwing over tables and insulting the ruling, political class as “fools” is not outside the realm of possibility (as per Matthew 21:12 and 23).It sounds so simple. Jesus was about love, wasn’t he? Jesus IS love, right? Ipso facto, socialism is more loving and caring than capitalism. Because God says “Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.” You guys love that line waaay more than Luke 12:13-14, which states as follows:
 
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One response to “Dear Liberal, Hipster Christians: You’ve Made ‘Equality’ Your New God…

  1. mathesisuniversalis 2016-04-18 at 12:22 am

    Reblogged this on L'horreur islamique à l'âge des ténèbres ن.

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